Items

Nukromancy Robes

These fusty robes have runes stitched along the seams, bestowing a discount upon the wearer against the dark bargains of necromancy.

Passive: The cost to summon a 💀 Minion from a Tombstone is reduced by 1 ❤️

Alchemy Kit

This alchemy kit is fully metal, making it sturdy but impractical to carry around.

Draft a random potion

Amanita Essence

Distilled from deadly amanita mushrooms. Opens the mind and aids the learning of magical abilities. May also result in communion with all matter in the universe.

Reduce the cost of target ability by 1 💰

Ancient Tome

Greybeard hoped that this tome would contain some clue as to how to stop his beard from growing. And once again he was disappointed.

Draft a copy of an ability you acquired during this dungeon

Apprentice Hat

Mandatory headgear for first year magi. Wear it around the local townsfolk at your own risk, however.

When you acquire this, set the cost of all adjacent abilities to 2 💰

Archmage's Amulet

‘Love it, get it, have it, use it.’ - Archmage Alexandra

Acquire target ability

Atomic Bulwark

You’re unlikely to split it.

When you parry with this item, poison (3) your opponent

Barrel Aged Djinn

T’was a barrel such as this set Muldorf down the path of destiny. 3 steps down, before he walked into a wall and woke up 2 days later.

Fully restore your ❤️ and add a Stoopid to your inventory

Bat King's Mantle

The once-prized mantle of the Bat King can now only be worn by those of regal posture.

When you 🛡️️ block with this item, you have thorns equal to the number of visible curses (0)

Battleworn Gauntlets

These pre-fall gauntlets are probably more experienced than you’ll ever be. You feel confident, and chic, while wearing them.

Whenever you acquire a weapon, restore 1 durability to this item

Bayonet

It looks like it could be attached to something, but seems plenty deadly on its own.

Your attack has piercing. Reduce the cost of this weapon by 3 💰 while overwhelmed

Bear Trap

Varfa made it her mission to help any animal in distress. And to turn the tools back on those who set them up.

Pay 2 💰 to arm this trap. Trigger: Apply Bleed 2 to enemies in the same row

Beastslayer

‘Never miss your mark’ - Money Back Guarantee of the Beastslayer 9000

Ranged. Deal 4 piercing damage to target enemy. If the target is Marked, also deal the damage to enemies in the same column

Binoculars

For the less-than eagle eyed among us

Mark enemies in the top row

Blackjack

A common weapon among those that hide in the shadows

stun target enemy in battle. Only usable against solitary enemies. Gain stealth when you acquire this

Bloody Dagger

‘Yes, yes… The power… it calls to me… ‘ - Mendek the Mad

When you attack a damaged enemy, restore 3 ❤️

Bonedolier

Accessorize, skeletize, brutalize!

Summon a Skeleton 💀 Minion

Bone Shard Dagger

Sharpened bone sharpened on bones.

At the time you acquire this, the 🔸 of this weapon is increased by 1 for each 💀 Minion in your inventory

Bramblewood Crown

A bit itchy for you, very scratchy for them.

When you 🛡️️ block with this item, you have have thorns equal to your total 🛡️️ block (0)

Brass Knuckles

A must if you plan on getting into bar fights

If your attack has ⚡️ blitz, stun your opponent after you attack

Brigand Armor

This dark, sneaky armour is perfect for naughty ambushes.

You must have stealth to equip this

Butcher's Cleaver

A rather brutal weapon, sure to give your opponent nightmares.

This weapon has +2 🔸 vs. damaged enemies

Captain's Cutlass

Some blades thirst for blood. This one thirsts for gold. And grog.

When you acquire this, gain 1 💰 for each enemy in the same row or column as this weapon

Captain's Hat

Take one for the team, then lead the charge.

When you acquire this item, increase the 🔸 of your 💀 Minions by 1

Cardoso's Chapeau

If Cardoso takes his hat off to you - don’t assume he’s being good mannered.

After you parry with this item, swap current ❤️ values with your non-boss opponent

Cardoso's Scythe

‘Use it sparingly, for it demands a tribute of its own…’

Lifesteal (equal to your 🔸: 0). When you attack, decrease your max ❤️ by 1

Jungle Cat Mask

NYOW!

Passive: Your attack has ⚡️ blitz

Celestial Maul

A true artifact of the uncaring heavens, this pious pounder can only be wielded by those who embody the true relationship between light and shadow.

While you have full ❤️, increase the 🔸 of this weapon by 4. Can only be used if you have 🟦Chosen

Chill Staff

‘Why don’t you. like, chill out, grandpa?’ - Akorn, Greybeard’s first student. ‘You’re fired.’ – Greybeard to Akorn, his last student.

When you attack and defeat an enemy with this weapon, add a copy of Icebolt to your inventory

Claymore

Hold on to this giant blade with two hands, OK? Careful now!

While this weapon is equipped, you can't equip other weapons

Cleric's Battlestaff

A Cleric of Hana staff is bound to bring life and light to the darkness, usually by force.

Overheal: Increase this weapon's 🔸 by 1

Coiled Leech

‘They only drink from the fullest of cups. Picky little bastards.’ Leech Farmer Lonzo

This weapon has Lifesteal (4) when attacking enemies with full ❤️

Combat Knife

‘Now this knife is not meant for apples’n’cheese.’ - Troupe Prop-Master Jenkins

When you acquire this, shuffle 2 copies of Stab into the deck

Haunting Bell

The terrible peals of this bovine gong can split eardrums and instill a powerful hunger for hay.

Deal *0* piercing damage (equal to your missing ❤️) to target enemy

Crossbow

It’s a high-tech bow. Easier to fire in a pinch.

Ranged. Deal 2 piercing damage to target enemy in the top or middle row

Crowbar

Not to be confused with the ‘Crow Bard’, Bruno’s longtime rival and editor of Barding & Scribe Monthly.

Remove all armor and 🛡️️ block from target enemy. Add a 1 durability Plate Armor to your inventory

Dagger

Stick ‘em with the pointy end, or use it to slice an apple.

Basic item - no additional effects

Dahjas Moonshine

Dahja’s Moonshine is always a good time - followed by a bad time.

Restore 4 ❤️ and shuffle a Curse into the deck

Dart Gun

‘Poison from afar, refill from a jar!’ - Excerpt…well, the whole text of the Trickster’s Dart Gun user guide.

Poison (2) an enemy. When you acquire a potion, restore 1 durability to this item

Dawnguard

This cuirass allows you to praise the sun while staying cool.

Depleted: Mutate 🟦Chosen, then restore your ❤️ to full

Hana's Death Mask

A mask dedicated to the two-faced goddess of penumbra, Hana.

Passive: If you take fatal damage, Exhaust this. Mutate 🟦Chosen and restore your ❤️ to full

Deathblow Katana

A deadly weapon from a far off land. A faded inscription on the hilt reads ‘If found, plz return to the One-Armed Wolf.’

This weapon can only be equipped immediately after you parry

Demon Ear Rosary

Less effective than a Demon Fang necklace, but a lot less prone to somehow biting the wearer.

The 🔸 of this weapon is increased by 2 for each visible Curse

Demonic Chest

A strange box with many past owners. AKA The Sin Eater, AKA The Curse Consumer, AKA Bad Box AKA Lucifer’s Lockbox AKA IT HUNGERS.

Destroy a Curse to draft a tile that costs 2 💰 or less

Demonic Dagger

This dagger once mortally wounded a lesser demon - which refused to die and so entombed its soul within the blade.

Piercing. Lifesteal (2)

Dragorn Fang

‘…For days, all one can sense is the tang of gold, and a sinister rustling of feathers…’ - - Excerpt from the memoir of Ludlow ‘Snake-food’ Gabblesnoz.

While you have stealth, this weapon has +4 🔸

Dragorn's Paw

‘That thrice damned Greybeard…I will find him, and I WILL get my hand back. And if he wants his money back, he can whistle for it.’ – Bartholomew

This weapon's 🔸 is increased for each stack of burn on your opponent

Dragon's Gold

Who needs more junk in their lives? Upcycle your unwanted items into gold, and hoard that instead!’ – Excerpt from ‘Minimalism For Dragons’, by Freidrich Konmari

Discard target item and gain 5 💰

War Drums

‘The right beat can enrage a foe into attacking without a second thought. Make it their last thought too.’ – The Rhythmancers Of Meshugga

In battle, replace your opponent's current action with (🔸 2)

Explosive Trap

Boom box.

Pay 2 💰 to arm this trap. Trigger: Deal 4 piercing damage and burn (4) all enemies in the same row

Firecracker

Stars in your eyes - no-one can resist a good firecracker.

In battle, if your opponent's action has 🔸 of 4 or greater, stun them

Firemaw

This mechanical contraption shoots flames like a portable dragorn - even better, it won’t try and steal your shiny things.

Ranged. Burn 3 and Push target enemy

Firestarter Staff MK II

Greybeard forgot to add a flame retardant enchantment to the first one. His eyebrows were never quite the same again.

When you acquire this, burn (2) all adjacent enemies

Flare Gun

Don’t fight fair, or with flair, fight with flare!

Ranged. Deal 3 piercing damage to target enemy, then Mark all enemies in the row

Flask of Rehydration

Bizarrely, this flask doesn’t contain water. Instead, it converts ambient moisture into rehydration magic.

Restore 1 ❤️. Whenever you discard a tile, restore 1 durability to this item

Forest Charm

When the forest stirs, you’d better make like a tree and leaf.

Instant. Summon a Treant Betrayer

Sly Fox Mask

A favourite of the Udon Clan. For some reason it smells faintly of deep-fried tofu.

Passive: Stab deals +1 damage

Frost Trap

A skilled hunter learns to use all of the tools at their disposal

Pay 1 💰 to arm this trap. Trigger: Apply freeze to enemies in the same row

Frostbite Charm

By our powers combined..! Eh, nevermind. – Herman Von Bek, hapless adventurer.

Transform frozen non-boss enemy into a Skeleton

Gilded Sai

They’re hard to take your eyes off, but they’ll easily take your fingers off.

When you acquire this, add a second exact copy to your inventory. This weapon's 🔸 is equal to your 💰

Goat Axe

This makeshift weapon is hardly the G.O.A.T.

Your attack has ⚡️ blitz

Golden Chest

The chest itself is probably worth more than the treasure, but it won’t fit in your pockets.

Instant. Gain 3 💰

Goliath Slayer

Bigger they are, easier it is to hit their sensitive parts.

Ranged. Deal 2 piercing damage to target enemy (5 damage if target is a boss)

My Axe

You already have my bow, now you want my axe too?

While this weapon is visible on the board, reduce its cost by 2 💰 when you defeat an enemy

Haunted Blade

This semi-sentient blade is haunted by traumatic memories. It doesn’t like surprises.

Passive: Lose 1 ❤️ when a tile is added to the board

Hawkeye Visor

A technological marvel prized by marksmen and stargazers alike

Mark an enemy. Reduce the cost of tiles in the same row by 1

Healing Trap

Don’t let the cheeky grin fool you, this tricky totem contains an advanced Identification Friend or Foe sensor. Activate it!

Pay 2 💰 to arm this trap. Trigger: Deal 6 piercing damage split between enemies in the same row, and restore 6 ❤️ split between you and your 💀 Minions

Health Potion

Liquid health, tastes like rainbows and honey.

Restore 2 ❤️

Hellfone

A direct line to the deepest depths of the Penumbra Realm. If it rings, you must never, ever answer it.

Summon a Cococat. Destroy all visible curses and increase Cococat's ❤️ by 3 for each

Holy Grenade

Lobbest thou this holy grenade, rumoured to be from the far off Kingdom of Anti-Oche.

Deal 4 piercing damage to target enemy and adjacent enemies. Restore 2 ❤️ for each enemy hit

Holy Hammer

Hits with the blunt, crushing force of an epiphany, but leaves you with less understanding.

Lifesteal (1)

Holy Symbol

The repentant shall be rewarded

Deal 2 piercing damage to visible enemies. Repent: Repeat this effect

Hunter's Rifle

An official carbine action, 2 shot, range model air rifle - just like all the other kids in the neighborhood had

Ranged. Deal 2 piercing damage to target enemy. If this slays them, gain 1 💰

Ice Pick

A top-of-the-range, brillanium composite Glacier-Racer model.

This weapon's 🔸 is increased by 4 against frozen enemies

Icicle Dagger

This frigid dagger feeds on the cold. Do not try to lick it.

Restore 1 durability to this weapon whenever you freeze an enemy

Inquisitor's Fist

Believe strongly enough and even pain can be nourishing. Especially if it’s not your pain.

While at least one Blessing is present on the board, your attack gains Lifesteal (3)

Jackal Mask

What can be sneakier than pretending to be a Jackal? They’ll never expect it!

Passive: When your 💀 Minion slays an enemy, you gain stealth

Jeweled Slippers

Just clack your heels together and… nope, still in the dungeon.

Shuffle all tiles back into the deck. If in battle, also leave battle.

Judgmental Blade

‘Gah! You’ll regret forcing me to witness your ineptitude! I can’t bear to be swung so carelessly..! You’ll get what’s coming to you!’

When you acquire this, shuffle 5 curses into the deck. Depleted: Gain 1 gold for each visible Curse

Kiki's Bow

Kiki’s blessing service was in such demand, she eventually enchanted a number of blessed bows to handle the workload.

Convert target Curse into a Blessing. Mutate 🟦Chosen when you acquire this

Kris of the Abyss

The Abyss Kris is said to be able to sever the string binding a soul to the afterlife.

Whenever you summon a 💀 Minion, increase this weapon's 🔸 by 1

Leather Armor

The official uniform of brigands and scoundrels everywhere.

When you flee - if this item is active, gain stealth

Leather Helm

It seems unsuitable as armour – perhaps it originally had another use?

When you acquire this item, gain 1 💰

Lightning Trap

Fatal attraction

Pay 1 💰 to arm this trap. Trigger: Deal 1 piercing damage to all visible enemies

Lionguard

There’s a lion engraved on the front, so you know it’s good.

The 🛡️️ block value of this item is reduced to 0 if your opponent's action has 🔸 of 3 or less

Liquid Armor

Citizens of the Imperium know that nothing beats a full suit of platemail - but a dose of Liquid Armor can do in a pinch

Use to gain 3 🛡️️ block this round in combat

Long Bow

Great for keeping your distance from a smelly or dangerous foe.

Ranged. Deal 4 piercing damage to target enemy in the top row

Lord's Helm

Once belonged to an opulent lord. Sturdy enough, but the fancy paintjob is really expensive to repair.

When you 🛡️️ block with this item in combat, lose 1 💰. You must have at least 1 💰 to equip this

Lucky Ace

‘You make your own luck. So when the chips are down, I go all in - and bring the house down.’ - Rose.

Instant. Shuffle copies of each ability in your inventory into the deck

Wizard Hat

If you turn this upside down – lo and behold! – you can use it for raffles.

When you acquire this item, shuffle copies of abilities in the same row into the deck

Wizard Robe

These robes are adorned with 34 stars, one for each of the Inaugural Mage School graduates.

When you acquire an ability, increase this item's 🛡️️ block by 1

Matches

Judging from the fur, grog stains (and the bitchin’ logo), you’d say this little book of matches is from Meteorfall Tavern.

burn (1) an enemy

Memento Mori

Remember, you will die - but take a few of them with you on the way, eh?

The 🔸 of this weapon is increased by the amount of ❤️ you're missing

Miner's Hat

Part of Bruno’s spelunking kit, worn on his first (and only) expedition to the Ancient Depths.

When you parry with this item, gain 1 💰

Health Vial

Like a bandaid in a bottle.

Restore 2 ❤️

Misfit's Mask

Something about this mask is exhausting to look at. It’s as though your gaze just slides off it.

Gain stealth (outside of battle)

Monkey's Paw

Enchanted under a gibbon moon (the opposite of a gibbous one), this gorey forepaw makes you careful what you wish for.

When you attack with this weapon, transform an ability in the deck into a Curse

Mortal Coil

‘The Coil Shuffle’ - This year’s Skeleton Party dance-move of choice.

When you defeat an enemy with this weapon, summon a Skeleton 💀 Minion

Mystic Dagger

This dagger can cut through the fabric of reality just as well as it can cut through a block of cheese.

The 🔸 of this weapon is equal to the number of abilities on the board

Mystic Eyepatch

Who needs depth perception when you can have pirate-vision?

When this tile is added to the board, reduce the cost of abilities in the same column by 2

The Necrotome!

The covers are made from tanned human skin; the glue that binds the bone-meal pages is 100% dead horse; the ink is pure Beetle-blood. The spells within are to undie for.

Destroy a Tombstone to draft a copy of Hearty Bones, Soul Feast, or Skeleton Party

Necrodude's Cap

The chosen headgear of any self-respecting Necrodude! Absorbs kinetic energy before transferring it to nearby minions.

When you parry with this item, increase the max ❤️ of your 💀 Minions by 2

Shinobi Headband

Ninja headbands are a mark of true shadow-skill. They also keep hair out of your eyes.

When you parry an enemy attack with this item, gain stealth

Ol'Bessie

Ol’Bessie gets messy.

Ranged. Push and deal 5 piercing damage to target enemy

Demon's Blood Helm

This helm thrives on pain. The longer one wears it, the deeper their bloodlust.

When you block with this item, restore ❤️ equal to your base 🔸

Opulent Hand

The Midas slap.

When you attack a corrupted enemy with this weapon, gain 1 💰

Oracle Rod

‘The Oracle Rod can show a human or beast their future. It’s just always a painful one.’ – Seer Delphine

Costs 1 less 💰 for each visible burning or frozen enemy

Penance

Flaggelate to accumulate.

When you acquire this and when you have Depleted it, Repent

Pickled Monster

A convenient, fermented snack with a long shelf-life. Gets better with age.

Restore 2 ❤️. When an enemy dies, restore 1 durability to this item

Prison Shank

You make do with what you have.

Piercing. ⚡️ Blitz. Cost reduced by 1 💰 if you have stealth

Pipe Staff

It used to be a channel for sewage. Now it channels powerful, arcane energy. Still smells a bit though.

Restore 1 durability to this weapon whenever you acquire an ability

Pipe Sword

Ceci n’est pas une pipe. It’s a pipesword. Or a swordpipe.

Basic item - no additional effects

Pirate Lockbox

Pirates are distrustful types. The real key to a pirate’s lockbox is touching their heartie.

Draft a random item

Plaguebringer's Hood

It is said that this stinky hood confers the knowledge of how to brew a thousand deadly potions.

When you acquire this, fill your empty inventory slots with Poison Vial

Plate Armor

Full body protection for the warrior in no rush to get anywhere.

Cost increased by 1 💰 for each other item in your inventory

Plate Helm

Nicely protective, as long as you don’t mind helmet-hair.

When you equip this, unequip any equipped melee weapons

Poison Vial

This vile concotion is rumored to be Swampalina’s morning brew of choice.

Poison (1) an enemy and all other enemies in the same row

Mushroom Trap

The poison causes beautiful daydreams, that the victim wakes up dead from.

Pay 2 💰 to arm this trap. Trigger: Apply poison 4 to enemies in the same row

Nuclear Elixir

You’ll glow with inner beauty!

Gain Regeneration

Primal Armor

Unleash the beast!

When you parry an attack with this item, recharge all the abilities of your Companion

The Queen's Grail

The grail is filled from those who are damned. Each drop spilled is a terrible waste…

Pay 25 ❤️ (reduced by 3 for each enemy you've corrupted this dungeon) to destroy *all* tiles in the deck

Quiver

Arrow, how are you?

Draft a copy of Quick Shot, Heart Shot or Aimed Shot

Rattlebones Cuirass

It’s your bones that will rattle at the sight of this terrifying cuirass.

You can only use this after a minion dies this battle

Razorwind

A cutting wind, followed by a gentle breeze.

Ranged. Deal 6 piercing damage to target enemy. When you slay an enemy with this weapon, refresh the ability cooldowns of your Companion

Reaper's Razor

Sharp enough to shave off someone’s very life-essence, or a most unholy beard.

When you defeat an enemy with this weapon, increase your max ❤️ by 1

Redbeard's Glove

‘Those unworthy of wielding the flame are doomed to be consumed by it.’ – Redbeard

Whenever you burn an enemy, increase this weapon's 🔸 by 1

Rejuvenating Tunic

Biodegradable armour that releases soothing ointments when hit.

Depleted: Gain Regeneration

Royal Rapier

‘Outnumbered? Pah! Each of you I kill will only make me stronger!’ - The famous last words of Princess-Elect Naomi.

Piercing. When you defeat an enemy with this weapon, increase your base 🔸 by 1 for the remainder of the dungeon

Ruby Ring

A ring enchanted by a greedy Pyromancer. It’s said that the ring thirsts for power, just like its inventor. May contain his soul too.

Deal 4 piercing damage to a burning enemy. If they perish, increase your base 🔸 by 1 for the remainder of the dungeon

Rune Blade

‘He’s too close for arrows, Caw, I’m switching to blades’ - Varfa, maverick ranger

Lifesteal 4 while attacking an enemy with Bleed

Scythe

Mow them down.

Lifesteal (2)

The Dark Crown

Reach into the abyss and the abyss will reach into you.

Passive: When you slay a corrupted enemy, restore 1 durability to this item

Sharur

This Morning Star can have little a curse as a treat.

The 🔸 of this weapon is increased by 1 for each different enemy you've corrupted

Buba's Shovel

‘Buba The Gravedigger? Yeah, he’s got a bad patch - half the time he has to use that shovel to finish the job before he can bury ‘em!’

Whenever you defeat an enemy with this weapon, shuffle a Royal Tombstone into the deck

Shredders

Better suited to tough foes than confidential documents.

Piercing. When you acquire this, add a second exact copy to your inventory

Shuriken

A surprisingly deadly weapon, but ineffective against armored foes.

Ranged. Deal 4 damage to target enemy. Can't target enemies with armor

Sinister Charm

Mischief removed the goggles and admired her handiwork. Oh yes, this would truly be a gift to die for.

Poison (1) an enemy, then deal piercing damage equal to your target's poison level

Skeletal Armaments

Sticks and stones will break their bones so give them some protection at least.

Only usable by 💀 Minions. Gain +2 🔸 and 2 🛡️️ block while equipped

Smashgud

One of Gregory the Llamataur’s legendary great maces. Does what it says on the bloody shaft.

Your attack has stun

Akorn's Parka

A cold wind’s a-blowin’, and anyone not snug in this downy Parka is gonna freeze their buns off.

When you acquire this, freeze enemies in the same row and column

Snow Piercer

A Lob-Legrand-Rochette model ice pick. If you look closely, you can see that ‘Property of Greybeard’ has been etched into the handle.

Piercing when attacking frozen opponents

Snowball

Densely packed, enchanted flakes from Mountainface’s highest plateau.

Freeze (1) an enemy

Snowshoes

Is a tennis racket a shoe? Is a hotdog a sandwich? Do Barbearians sh – you get the idea.

The cost to acquire this item is reduced by 1 for each frozen enemy in the same row or column

Spear

Makes armour into hot butter. Not literally – this isn’t the enchanted version!

Piercing

Spellbender Bracers

For when you want to bend more than one element AND the rules.

burn (1) and freeze an enemy. If target non-boss enemy is already burning and frozen, destroy it instead

Spiked Club

A much more lethal version of the fan club, favoured by vagabonds and ragamuffins.

After you attack with this weapon, take 1 piercing damage

Spiked Shield

‘They may think we are roses, to be plucked. Let them come, and meet our thorns.’ – Laurids Carsten, Poet-Guard of Yore.

While this item is equipped, you have thorns (2)

Spirit Stone

Who knows how many restless souls jostle within this infernal stone?

When you acquire this, it stores your current ❤️ value. Use this to set your ❤️ to that value (does not count as healing)

Staff of the Seraphim

Like a lightning rod, but for divine mana instead of lightning.

Restore 5 ❤️

Stag Helm

Stand proud, get ornery.

When you acquire this and when you have Depleted it, restore 4 ❤️ to your companion

Starving Sickle

Enchanted with a soul-link, this fickle sickle works at the peak of its wielder’s appetite (for bread and/or destruction).

The 💰 cost of this weapon is reduced by the amount of ❤️ you're missing (0)

Staff of Wickedry

It’s so hard to find the staff these days. But when you do, it’s so easy to find the minions.

When you acquire this, summon 2 Skeleton 💀 Minions

Okto's Arm

Okto’s got eight of these - well, seven now. Unless he got a new peg-tacle. Or tenta-peg?

At the end of each round in battle, increase this weapon's 🔸 by 1 (resets after battle)

The Darkest Cuirass

Forged in the Sun-shy Vale from penumbrite smelted in nega-flame, merely looking upon the Darkest Cuirass can extinguish the light from your soul.

When you acquire this, Corrupt (4) all visible enemies

Thief's Glove

These gloves have sticky fingers. Useful in a pinch.

While you flee, if this item is equipped, gain 1 💰

Utility Belt

It probably belonged to a plumber once, but it’s now been put to better use.

Draft a copy of Poison Vial, Blackjack, or Hidden Blades

Tombstone

‘Tombstone? More like, soon-bones! Bwahahah!’ - Muldorf’s favourite joke. Unfortunately.

Pay 3 ❤️ to summon a Skeleton 💀 Minion. Discard to restore 2 ❤️ to you and 1 ❤️ to your minions

Tome of Elemental Magic

‘This is your bible now. Just…don’t read it in bed.’ - Grumblegor, Dean of the Magi Academy.

Draft an ability that costs 2 💰 or less

Tooth of the Forest

Like roots, it goes deep.

⚡️ Blitz. Tag Team. Gain stealth when you acquire this

Tranquilizer

Guaranteed to put a fully grown Barbearian under, for the recommended 7 hours of REM sleep.

In battle, replace your opponent's current action with Sleep

Trapper's Cap

‘I wear it as a reminder to stay free’ - Furman Klondike, Hermit-Ranger.

When you acquire this, spawn a random trap in its place

Treasure Chest

Money doesn’t grow on trees. But for some reason it does grow inside these.

Instant. Gain 2 💰

Elmer's Husk

The shed bark of the King Treepeep is as heavy as it is sturdy

While equipped, you're unable to parry

Potion of Transmogrification

Sprinkle a few drops of Unicorn saliva onto something, and watch as it transmogrifies into another thing! Just don’t expect the stain to ever come out.